"UnHappy Meals"

Well, he's certainly a few fries short of one. And this being California, that's saying something.

Happy Meals are fun for kids and easy for parents but now a California lawmaker wants to ban them.

Ken Yeager – a lawmaker in Santa Clara, California – says these meals are making kids fat. Not only does he want to get rid of Happy Meals but he also wants to stop restaurants from selling toys that entice families to buy them. Yeager says the meals are just as unhealthy as alcohol and cigarettes.

Some parents say he's taking it too far while others say, if you have a picky eater, a happy meal makes more than just the child happy.

What is it about liberals that they want to control every aspect of my life? Whatever happened to "My body, my decision"? Why can't they just settle their issues with their mothers by seeing a therapist like everyone else and leave me the heck alone?

And I don't even like McDonalds!

Added: Oh, and for all the ink that's been wasted trying to convince us about how Democrats are so science-oriented, I want the f#$&(#& study that shows Happy Meals make kids fat.