"Why Vote Democrat?"

Basil has 10 reasons. My favorites:

• I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. 

• I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

• I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

• I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

Actually, I will probably vote Democrat in the primary, just so I can vote against Barbara Boxer twice.